Stories and News No. 93
The Story:
We are Il Giornale (the newspaper) with capital I.
We are La Stampa (the press) who pursues the news everywhere, from the bedroom to the toilet, strictly without knocking.
Oh sure, otherwise you would have Il Tempo (the time) to get dressed.
By the way, we do like everyone across La Repubblica (the republic).
Our news are not only slanders, we give evidence, interceptions and photos.
They arrive to us in various ways, by mail or by Corriere (courier) service.
We peck the politician in the breach and the VIP on everyone's lips in the key act, while they are enjoying an Espresso coffee or unaware admiring a beautiful Panorama.
Besides, everyone is Libero (free), we are in democracy.
What? It is a photomontage? Bad too?!
How dare you?
Look, we are serious journalists!
We entered the order, think about before you speak.
Do you think it is easy today to work in a newspaper?
Try, if you can…
We are only honest reporters, telling the truth.
It is not our fault if in the exclusive rooms there are sexy scandals and outrageous parties.
We have to sell the copies.
Then we need to see our spaces bought by investors.
And finally we may exchange you, the readers, your eyes and what's left of your brain, with the money of companies that honoured us with their presence.
Don’t you like what we do?
Would you prefer to read different media?
Do you really feel to be better than us?
Well, why did you get here, on this page?
The News: New sexy photos and new scandals.
Stories and news: “invented” Stories, fruit of my imagination, inspired by “true” media News.
Stories and News, the Storytelling show: February 12 2010, Rome.
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